A monster arrives in your home. The monster blusters. The monster threatens. The monster beats you. The monster threatens you. But you stay strong. The monster leaves. But then it returns. And you
Vampires. Zombies. Fucking vampires. Fucking zombies. Fucking undead in general. I am fed to the back teeth with allegedly novel and actually uninteresting variations on things that go bump in the night.
Run,
"It's just a big homoerotic dick-biting circle."
OK, so having inveighed against vampire movies I've watched two on this flight. What We Do In The Shadows is
Last Monday we opened French class with a discussion of this year's French Film Festival. One of the questions my teacher asked was what difference we noticed between French and American